that person you saw crying today? that’s me not going to comic con
any language with a lot of accent marks in it: chill
sometimes people send me such nice messages and it’s like
that is an actual real person who chose to spend 30 seconds of their time trying to make me feel happy and it’s such a wonderful feeling
Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they seemed.
|15-year-old me:||MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*|
|me now:||for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance|
”why do you like captain america the winter soldier so much?”
[gathers notes, pulls out binder, opens up a powerpoint presentation, brings out a metal prosthetic arm]
i’m so glad you asked
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
do you ever think about your kinks and wonder what the fuck is wrong with you
Every goddamn day
It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.
The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened